I’ve long been haunted bokeh by the memory of a memek stay in bokeh Paris’s Latin Quarter where I crot was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French crot word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the porn next morning, bokep she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from crot the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it all bokep makes scientific sense. memek It confirms what bokeh most women bokep know and bokep all men dread – the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater porn the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance memek art, porn and crot sex memek as genuine bokep intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and bokep is not fearing porn crot for bokep a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more crot likely to gently sigh and bokep bokeh moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, memek they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel happy, bokeh while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University bokeh of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing crot line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked bokeh (Stock Image

It bokep bokep was like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ memek move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your bokeh sex education comes memek from porn, bokep where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in porn 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual crot yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, %anchor_text% Christopher Ryan porn and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded crot the most likely reason women were bokeh noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate bokep crot cousins memek – was to alert nearby males that they were memek fertile and crot bokeh keen to copulate.

If porn you’re porn a sex worker, bokeh I crot can understand memek the need to advertise. But bokeh if you’re porn not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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